News from Gerber

Upon hearing he was claimed by the Leafs, goaletender Martin Gerber told the local media, "fuck!"

Jay-Bo is "ready to cash in"

Panthers' defenseman Jay Bouwmeester has been quoted as saying "I don't give a s*** where I end up, as long as I cash in in the summer."

All signs are pointing to the Million Dollar Man offering a huge contract to the young superstar in order to rebuild the Million Dollar Corporation. Bouwmeester is expected to be joined by Sid Vicious, Barry Bonds and the guy who voiced Raphael in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret Of The Ooze.

Bob Gainey: Still in bed

Word is that Montreal's general manager, Bob Gainey, is in bed with the flu. When asked if he would take any calls, he told his assistant to "go f*** yourself." It seems he has caught the flu from young netminder Jaroslav Halak.

Vinny coming home?!

Speculation is that Vincent Damphousse will be on his way back to the Montreal Canadiens. The contract isn't known as this point, but it is rumoured to include a $50 gift card to Mike's, and a free text messaging plan. More to come.