Monday, June 29, 2009
Montreal signs big right handed centre! - CONFIRMED
The Montreal Canadiens have signed one of those big fat guys from the NES game "Ice Hockey" to a one year deal. The deal came to be when one of those medium sized guys ended contract talks when he insisted he'd play all sixty minutes in each game. Bob Gainey went on the record as saying "ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!?" to the medium sized guy, and didn't even bother talking to the little dude, saying that "midgets really freak [him] out".
Bob Gainey checked into the Douglas
Canadiens' general manager Robert "Bobby" Gainey's family recently checked him into Montreal's Douglas Mental Health Institution. Son, and former NHL'er Steve Gainey, was quoted as saying, "[Gainey] didn't even offer Saku Koivu a contract! Saku ****ing Koivu!"
The family has said there's no current plans to release him by July 1st's free agency period, meaning that the Montreal Canadiens won't be signing any players to contracts when they hit the market. It's not expected that any fans will notice the difference.
The family has said there's no current plans to release him by July 1st's free agency period, meaning that the Montreal Canadiens won't be signing any players to contracts when they hit the market. It's not expected that any fans will notice the difference.
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